eyeball the awesome

Monday.

(via 4gifs)

I’ve been saving up for one of these.

iheartchaos:

Awesome clock of the day: Ministry of Silly Clocks

Via

I’m pretty sure I saw Yoda playing chess down by the beach this weekend.

The secret most gingers DON'T want you to know.

Just watch the video. Love or hate the music, the video is pubic dynamite. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvUctLpN5k

Celebrities as bread, aka, breadpeople. There’s gotta be a Subway tie-in somewhere in here.

I’m all for expediting the age of hipsters, and these traps set around NYC will most certainly do the trick.

Ad Agency Creatives: So, Pizza Thor tosses your microwavable “Boomerang Pizza” towards earth. It prevents a suicide, tantalizes a backyard griller and severs the penis of a flashing pervert. 

Client: You had us at Pizza Thor. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw&feature=player_embedded

Thank you for being a Force Friend,

we traveled the round galaxy and back again, 

Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a padawan.

And if you threw an Ewok party,

invited all the Rebels you knew,

you would see the Ton-Ton was from me

with a card attached that’d say

Thank you for being a Force Friend.