eyeball the awesome

Just watch the video. Love or hate the music, the video is pubic dynamite. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FvUctLpN5k

Celebrities as bread, aka, breadpeople. There’s gotta be a Subway tie-in somewhere in here.

I’m all for expediting the age of hipsters, and these traps set around NYC will most certainly do the trick.

Ad Agency Creatives: So, Pizza Thor tosses your microwavable “Boomerang Pizza” towards earth. It prevents a suicide, tantalizes a backyard griller and severs the penis of a flashing pervert. 

Client: You had us at Pizza Thor. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKSWocbbdw&feature=player_embedded

Thank you for being a Force Friend,

we traveled the round galaxy and back again, 

Your heart is true, you’re a pal and a padawan.

And if you threw an Ewok party,

invited all the Rebels you knew,

you would see the Ton-Ton was from me

with a card attached that’d say

Thank you for being a Force Friend.

Something about this sculpture, called “Wandering Territory” caught me off guard. Great art provokes. Evokes. My mind couldn’t help but wander into this hypothetical bear’s world. Reflecting on the reflection of this bear’s altered terrain. 

Click on photo for a closer look…

A douche bag account guy says:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Brandan Jenkins Will Accept Job Offer From Droga5, Should Droga5 Offer Him One

Chicago, IL – December 20, 2011 – Brandan Jenkins today announced his selection of Droga5 as the advertising agency he’d “totally” work for. This caps off a year in which Brandan moved to a Sr. Writer position at Chicago-based Energy BBDO. The New York-based agency would be Brandan’s primary source of income, aside from Fiverr.com, sources say.

 When asked about the proposition of this new hire, Droga5’s Creative Chairman David Droga said, “Fuck’s that?”

Droga5 beat out a host of other lucrative job-openings desired by Jenkins, including Warren Buffet’s adopted son, Richard Branson’s adopted son, comedy trio The Lonely Island’s fourth member, and “best friend/Tour Manager or something” to indie-rock group The Black Keys. Longtime incumbent Euro RSCG was cut from the shortlist in November, marking the end of a nearly two-year pseudo-sexual relationship between Jenkins and the Havas-owned Euro.

About Brandan Jenkins One of Joyce Jenkins’ favorite children, Jenkins has won the prized Des Moines Addy’s ‘Best of Show,’ and now counts as his favorite brands, Cinnabon, Tempelton Rye and Taco Bell, but only when he’s “turbo drunk.”

For more information, please visit http://curbytheclown.tumblr.com.

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Bless your heart, little ginger girl. You smile through it all, don’t ya?

Click through to watch.

How blown would your mind be if you were seven and someone did this to your crayon monster drawing?