FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Brandan Jenkins Will Accept Job Offer From Droga5, Should Droga5 Offer Him One
Chicago, IL – December 20, 2011 – Brandan Jenkins today announced his selection of Droga5 as the advertising agency he’d “totally” work for. This caps off a year in which Brandan moved to a Sr. Writer position at Chicago-based Energy BBDO. The New York-based agency would be Brandan’s primary source of income, aside from Fiverr.com, sources say.
When asked about the proposition of this new hire, Droga5’s Creative Chairman David Droga said, “Fuck’s that?”
Droga5 beat out a host of other lucrative job-openings desired by Jenkins, including Warren Buffet’s adopted son, Richard Branson’s adopted son, comedy trio The Lonely Island’s fourth member, and “best friend/Tour Manager or something” to indie-rock group The Black Keys. Longtime incumbent Euro RSCG was cut from the shortlist in November, marking the end of a nearly two-year pseudo-sexual relationship between Jenkins and the Havas-owned Euro.
About Brandan Jenkins One of Joyce Jenkins’ favorite children, Jenkins has won the prized Des Moines Addy’s ‘Best of Show,’ and now counts as his favorite brands, Cinnabon, Tempelton Rye and Taco Bell, but only when he’s “turbo drunk.”
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